She came from the Cocos Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh   Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor   He said, "You aints gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreans"   He had dubbin in his hair and he played the tambourine       They gave him a medal, they caught him shaving his hairpiece   Locked him in confinement wired like a banshee with a blade   She came to him in a dream disguised as a bus crash   Through the mud, the blood and the tears they kissed   And then they slipped away, they were singin'       Chunky chunky air guitar now   Chunky chunky air guitar       He was getting down like a freak show   She was going off like a whale   Chunky chunky air guitar now   Chunky chunky air guitar       Bellhop blues with a midget butt-boy in Sweden   Chockfull of puss and wolved by a little French maid   Eloped with his sister, married in a tag-team wedding   Sticky like a girl undercover of a Japanese glade       She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands   She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands   And they were singing       Chunky chunky air guitar now   Chunky chunky air guitar   He was getting down like a freak show   He was getting down like a freak show   He was getting down like a freak show   She was going off like a whale    Words and music Glenn Dormand, Matt Ford, Tim Freedman and Ross Johnston   Produced by Rob Taylor and Tim Freedman   Engineered and programmed by Rob Taylor   Additional programming Glenn Dormand and Ross Johnston   Vocal, piano - Tim Freedman   Stratocaster guitar - Jack Housden   Bass - Garry Gary Beers   Drums - Terepai Richmond   Hammond Organ - Clayton Doley   String Arrangement by John Encarnacao