Drag ?em out your window, dragging out the dead   Singing I miss you, Snakes and Ladders   Flip the lid, out pops the cracker   Snaps you in the head, knifes you in the neck      Kicks you in the teeth, steel toe caps   Takes all your credit cards, get up, get the gunge   Get the eggs, get the flan in the face   The flan in the face, the flan in the face      Dance you fucker, dance you fucker, don't you dare   Don't you dare, don't you flan in the face   Take it with the love it's given   Take it with a pinch of salt, take it to the taxman      Let me back, let me back, I promise to be good   Don't look in the mirror   At the face you don't recognize   Help me call the doctor, put me inside   Put me inside, put me inside   Put me inside, put me inside      I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up   Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways   That he's gonna mess me up   Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom   But I'll never see ?em again if I squeal to the cops      Walking like giant cranes and   With my x-ray eyes I strip you naked   In a tight little world and are you on the list?   Stepford wives, who are we to complain?      Investments and dealers, investments and dealers   Cold wives and mistresses   Cold wives and Sunday papers   City boys in 1st class, don't know they're born      They know someone else is gonna come and clean it up   Born and raised for the job, someone always does   I wish you'd get up, get over, get up, get over   Turn your tape off      I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up   Calls me on the phone tells me all the ways   That he's gonna mess me up   Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom   But I'll never see ?em again if I squeal to the cops   So I just go ooh, ooh