GASTON      You've been dreaming, just one dream    Nearly all your life    Hoping, scheming, just one theme:    Will you be a wife?    Will you be some he-man's property?    Good news!    That he-man's me!    This equation, girl plus man   Doesn't help just you    On occasion, women can   Have their uses too   Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree   Pumpkin, extend with me!       GASTON       We'll be raising sons galore      BELLE       Inconceivable!       GASTON       Each built six foot four!       BELLE      Unbelievable!       GASTON       Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!       BELLE      I'm not hearing this!       GASTON       You'll be keeping house with pride!       BELLE       Just incredible!       GASTON      Oh so gratified       BELLE       So unweddable!       GASTON       That you are a part of this idyllic scene.       (spoken)   Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little   ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!      BELLE      Dogs?      GASTON       No, Belle!       Strapping boys...like me!       BELLE      Imagine that!       GASTON      I can see that we will share   All that love implies   We shall be a perfect pair   Rather like my thighs   You are face to face with destiny!   All roads lead to...    The best things in life are...   All's well that ends with me!    Escape me?   There's no way    Certain as "Do, Re,"   Belle, when you marry....      (spoken)   So Belle, what would it be?    Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?       BELLE      I...I just don't deserve you!       GASTON       Who does? ME!