LUMIERE       Ha ha, we, my friends.    The day we have waited for may be at hand!       MRS. POTTS       Oh, only if that were true, Lumiere!      LUMIERE       Aaah...human again      MRS. POTTS      Human again      LUMIERE      Yes, think of what that means!       LUMIERE       I'll be cooking again   Be good-looking again   With a mademoiselle on each arm   When I'm human again   Only human again    Poised and polished and gleaming with charm...    I'll be courting again    Chic and sporting again       MRS. POTTS       Which should cause sev'ral husbands alarm!       CHIP      I'll hop down off the shelf       LUMIERE       And toute suite be myself       CHIP      I can't wait to be human again       MME. DE LA GRANDE BOUCHE, MRS. POTTS ,BABETTE      When we're human again    Only human again    When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more       CHIP       Little push, little shove   They coul, whoosh fall in love       MME. DE LA GRANDE BOUCHE      Ah, cherie, won't it all be top-drawer   I'll wear lipstick and rouge   And I won't be so huge   Why, I'll easily fit through that door    I'll exude savior-faire   I'll wear gowns!   I'll have hair!    It's my prayer to be human again       COGSWORTH      When I'm human again   Only human again    When the world once more making sense   I'll unwind for a change      LUMIERE       Really? That'd be strange!       COGSWORTH       Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?    In a shack by the sea    I'll sit back sipping tea    Let my early retirement commence   Far from fool made of wax   I'll get down to brass tacks and relax       ALL      When I'm human again   So sweep the dust from the floor!   Let's let some light in the room!    I can feel, I can tell   Someone might break the spell    Any day now!       LUMIERE/BABETTE       Shine up the brass on the door!   Alert the dustpail and the broom!       ALL       If all goes as planned    Our time may be at hand   Any day now!       MRS. POTTS, EGG TIMER, WHISK      Open the shutters and let in some air      MRS. POTTS       Put these here and put those over there      ALL      Sweep up the years   Of sadness and tears   And throw them away!       BELLE       When Guinevere heard that Arthur was slain, she went away to a convent, and no one could make her smile again. The   end.       BEAST       What a beautiful story      BELLE       Oh, I knew you would like it!   I would like to ask you something      BEAST       What's that?      BELLE       A second chance.   Would you have dinner with me tonight?       BEAST      Huh? Me? You?    Well, that would be, I mean -- Oh, yes!!       ALL       When we're human again   Only human again   When the girl fin'lly sets us all free    Cheeks a-bloomin' again    We're assumin' again    We'll resume our long lost joie de vie    We'll be playin' again    Holiday' again   And we're prayin' it's A-S-A-P   When we cast off this pall    We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall   When we're all that we were   Thanks to him, thanks to her    Coming closer and closer    And closer and...       We'll be dancing again!    We'll be twirling again!   We'll be whirling around with such ease   When we're human again    Only human again   We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes   We'll be floating again!   We'll be gliding again!    Stepping, striding as fine as you please   Like a real human does    I'll be all that I was    On that glorious morn   When we're fin'lly reborn   And we're all of us human again!