Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs      HAUNTED HOUSE (Robert Geddins)       I just moved in my new house today      Moving was hard but I got squared away   When bells starting rings and chains rattled loud   I knew I'd moved in a haunted house   Still I made up my mind to stay   Nothing was a-gonna drive me away   When I seen something that give me the creeps   Had one big eye and two big feet   I stood right there and I did the freeze   It did the stroll right up to me   Made a noise with its feet that sounded like a drum   Said "You gonna be here when the morning comes?"   "Say yes, I'll be here when the morning comes   I'll be right here, I ain't gonna run   I bought this house, now I am boss   Ain't no haint's gonna run me off"      In my kitchen my stove was a blazing hot   Coffee was a-boiling in the pot   Grease had melted in my hand (pan?)   I had a hunk of meat in my hand   From out of space there sat a man   On the hot stove with the pots and pans   "Say that's hot" I began to shout    He drank the hot coffee right from the spout   He ate the raw meat right from my hand   Drank the hot grease from the frying pan   And said to me "You better run and don't be here   When the morning comes"   Say yes I'll be here when the morning comes   I'll be right here now, I ain't gonna run   I bought this house now I am boss   Ain't no haint's gonna run me off.