Had one lover all my life, he left me high and dry   And after I cried all my tears, I learned how to get by   Well there's been old friends to ease my pain   Jack Daniels to name a few   But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you      I've been out with Johnny Ridge, George Dickle never failed   I've taken Southern Comfort just to chase that Coopers Ale   And on those cold nights old Granddad would help me make it through   But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you      Now I have seen some loosers, that would make a statue cry   But boy if you had some feathers I'd swear that you could fly   Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few   But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you      Now don't get the impression that I care about what you do   But when it gets close to thanksgiving I'd hide if I was you   Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few    But I'd be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you