I was dancing with Mary she’s just an old flame   She was dancing with Kevin who’s never the same   He was dancing with Amy who threw him away   She was dancing with David and hoping he’d stay      David got married and now goes to work   He’s married to Susie who thinks he’s a jerk   And Susie she’s dancing to TV at nine   They’re dancing with danger and staying alive      Get married and buried in suburban life   Find yourself a husband or wife   Hang in the backyard cutting the grass   You’re going to be bored pretty freaking fast      Now Susie he’s moving and she’s getting divorced   And David he’s laid off from the working force   And Amy she’s stagnant as the boss’ girl   But if she sees Kevin she’s going to hurl      Get married and buried in suburban life   Find yourself a husband or wife   Hang in the backyard cutting the grass   You’re going to be bored pretty freaking fast       I’m still dancing with Mary (repeated)