Verse 1:   In the event of something happening to me   There is something I would like you all to see   It's just a photograph of someone that I knew      Chorus:   Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,   Mr. Jones.      Verse 2:   I keep straining my ears to hear a sound   Maybe someone is digging underground   Or have they given up and all gone home to bed?   Thinking those who once existed must be dead?      Chorus:   Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,   Mr. Jones      Verse 3 (repeat of verse 1):   In the event of something happening to me   There is something I would like you all to see   It's just a photograph of someone that I knew      Chorus:   Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?   Do you know what it's like on the outside?   Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,   Mr. Jo - o - o - o - ones