We're gonna try to be commercial,   just like we did it at rehearsal   Try not to be very thrilling   Then maybe we can make a million   No being rude or outrageous   to make you think that we're contagious   No dirty words or political statements   No more recording in our basement      Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio...      Maybe we could change your minds   or maybe we could buy some time   Work real hard to show you we're able   or make a payoff under the table   Act real nice, act real sweet   Make our humour tongue in cheek   Tell all the DJs how cool they are   Maybe they can make us rich rock stars      Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio...      Lay our cards down on the table   or make a pact with the devil   Rob a bank and buy the station   bacome the king of communication   Attempt the blackmail of a DJ,   maybe we could get played that way   Give them more than just a kiss   Anything to get on the playlist      Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio...      Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio   Trying to get on the radio...   Radio   Radio   Radio [to fade]