About fourteen miles out of Abilene   At a curve in the road and a little stream   I found out what love's about   So long ago wonder what I found out      We all got together at the Buffalo Gap   Granpa Gus ain't got no lap   He went to heaven in a rocking chair   What a surprise if he ain't the only one there      You've got a man over eight feet tall   He can sleep in the kitchen with his feet in the hall   You ain't much more than five feet two   I bet you can do anything you've a mind to      This little song means nothing to you   Wouldn't matter at all if you wanted it to   Just part of my life and part of the show   Ain't that good but I thought you might want to know