Verse 1:   D    When i first saw New York city      I was green down to the core      You could see my red neck glowing      For a mile or maybe more   A    Between the hustlers and the hookers      I must have made their day      Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd   D   And sent me on my way         Bridge 1:      When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged      It ain't no place to be      So i came to one conclusion   A   New York ain't for me         Chorus:   D   From sea to shining sea      And coast to coast      Somewhere in the middle      Is the land i love the most   A   I ain't California pretty      I can't survive the Great White Way      I'm too dumb for New York city   D   And too ugly for L.A.         Verse 2:      I made my way to Tinseltown      To Hollywood and Vine      Out among those pretty faces      I'd surely find a place for mine   A    The way i walk-the way i talk      They'll hang on every word      But don't call me,i'll call you   D   Was all i ever heard         Bridge 2:      In L.A. what they're thinking      Ain't what they talk about      At least in New York city   A   There's never any doubt         Chorus.      A   I'm too dumb for New York city   D   And too ugly for L.A.