I took my woman down to the local depot   From there to anywhere if you want to you can go   I said ?Now pretty mama I've had myself enough   Of your fussing and your fighting and it's sure gonna get rough?      I got the train sittin', waitin', leaving right on time   So if you want to go better get aboard   But you be the one to make up your mind      I've tried to love you woman every way I know how   But you keep on a-nagging and I've had it startin' now   If you don't like the way you're living you know what you can do   Said the train's sitting there, it's a big black choo-choo      I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time   So if you want to go better get aboard   But you be the one to make up your mind      Well I looked up on the schedule and it said nine-thirteen   The central is a-leaving, all the lights are turnin' green   The whistle is a-blowin', here's your ticket and your pass   The door is open wide, so don't let your coat tail drag      I got the train sittin' waitin', leaving right on time   So if you want to go better get aboard   But you be the one to make up your mind