It's the world's gone crazy cotillion   The ladies are dancing alone   'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen   And the frontmen all wanna go home      The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early   The early birds showin' up late   The straightmen all wanna be funny   The funny men all wanna get straight      The villains have turned into heroes   The heroes have turned into heels   The dealers all wanna be lovers   And the lovers all wanna make deals      [unverified] they ain't inherited nothin'   The leaders are fallin' behind   So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men   Dancing my dance to the blind      It's the world's gone crazy cotillion   The ladies are dancing alone   'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen   And the frontmen all wanna go home      It's the world's gone crazy   And ladies are dancin' and the sidemen   And the frontmen, we'chome      It's the world's gone crazy cotillion   The ladies are dancing alone   'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen   And the frontmen all wanna go home      It's the world's gone crazy cotillion   The ladies are dancing alone   'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen   And the frontmen all wanna go home      It's the world's gone crazy cotillion   The ladies are dancing alone   'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen   And the frontmen all wanna go home   ...