How much is it worth to live in L.A.?   That land of silk and money where the pretty people play   When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay?   How much is it worth to live in L.A.?      Now I'm not here to criticize or to put nobody down   But they're weirding out in Hollyweird every time you turn around   And when it comes to crazy, I know whereof I speak   And I know where I'd be leaving if I were walking in their feet      How much is it worth to live in L.A.?   That land of silk and money where the pretty people play   When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay?   How much is it worth to live in L.A.?      There's a freeway full of traffic going every which way   People dodging bullets, crawling down the interstate   They keep waiting for the big one, one tremor at a time   Ain't nobody living there, it's all a state of mind      How much is it worth to live in L.A.?   That land of silk and money where the pretty people play   When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay?   How much is it worth to live in L.A.?      How much is it worth to live in L.A.?   That land of silk and money where the pretty people play   When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay?   How much is it worth to live in L.A.?