All she wrote was a goodbye letter   "It's over for us, to tell you the truth   I've met this person in a disco   He's really special, reminds me of you?      "Now you can mix in those swinging circles   Single bars and gay cafes   With pickup lines to impress young schoolgirls   And big Australian barmaids"      That's all she wrote   On the back of that old brown envelope   A few killer lines to get my goat   That's all she wrote      All she wrote on that goodbye letter   "It's over for us, to tell you the truth   And my new man is a vegetarian   He laughs a lot, not like you"      Picked up one of her old love letters   "You are such a caring man"   Such a change from that cold, bitter scam   Of what I was and what I am      That's all she wrote   On the back of an old brown envelope   A few killer lines to get my goat   That's all she wrote      "Did you ever really love me?   Did you ever really care?   Now, you're free to live your fantasy   And I'm not there      To cramp your style and blow your cover   Now, you're free to take your lover   To titty bars and low life clubs"      All she wrote is a goodbye letter   "It's over for us, to tell you the truth   I've met this person in a disco   He's really special, reminds me of you?      "So, don't pretend to be a new man   Be chauvinistic, that's your way   Now, you're free to make your play   For that big Australian barmaid   (Big Australian barmaid)   Big Australian barmaid"      That's all she wrote   On the back of that old brown envelope   A few killer lines in that suicide note   That's all she wrote