Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news   That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There   Seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see   What happened?      Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he   Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables   Nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't   Look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed      Here he comes, look at that, look at that   There he goes, look at that, look at that   And he ain't wearin' no clothes      Oh, yes, they call him the Streak   Look at that, look at that   Fastest thing on two feet   Look at that, look at that   He's just as proud as he can be   Of his anatomy   He goin' give us a peek      Oh, yes, they call him the Streak   Look at that, look at that   He likes to show off his physique   Look at that, look at that   If there's an audience to be found   He'll be streakin' around   Invitin' public critique      This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas   Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?      Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared   Out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't   Have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'   Her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too   Late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of   The shock absorbers      Here he comes, look at that, look at that   There he goes, look at that, look at that   And he ain't wearin' no clothes      He ain't crude, look at