I tell you that I'm brilliant, 'cause I know more than youI tell you I'm not arrogant, because I know it's trueI tell you I'm a sadist, because I love to killI tell you I'm an asshole but I've got an iron willI tell you I'm a genius, and I control your lifeI tell you you're not listening and stab you with my knifeI tell You you're a dying man, I tell you that you're deadI tell you I'm a liar, don't believe a word I saidAccidental damage when I was just a tykeHead injury I suffered when I wiped out on my bikeConcussion changed my attitude and now I live to hateDemented and disturbed, I try to tree me from my fateI tell you I'm a preacher, and I will save your soulA born again evangelist, I've got a TV showI tell you 'send your money': redemption will be yoursI say you haven't sent enough, you'd better send some moreI've made a giant fortune by conning all these foolsThe bible belters send the cash 'cause they believe my rulesNo sympathy for morons, they really want to payI told them I'm a liar but they listened anywayEvangelists and murderers are ruthlessThey seem different but they're really the sameIn different ways they prey on all the weaklingsIn different ways they think it's just a gameSwaggert told the world that he was sorryBakker asked us all to forgiveknuckleheads still send in their moneyCause it's the only way they know how to live