Slow dancing, it don't turn me on   I know that chicks like to boogie to the beat in the song   Cause if the beat's slow the ladies won't dance   And if they won't dance I don't stand a chance   Somebody please tell the record man   To play a disco song so the ladies will dance   Slow dancin oh how shy they can get   Chicks don't like dancin too close to   Some new dude they just met   Cause when yuou dance slow there's nothin to say   And if he comes on strong she can't get away   Somebody play some rock and roll   So I can shake and bake some sweet woman's soul   I'm lady lookin but I can't get cooking   With slow dancin, dancin      Slow dancin, it don't turn me on   I know that chicks like to boogie to the beat in the song   They like to drink slow and dance real fast   There wear their jeans so tight and wiggle their class   But when they dance slow I just can't tell   If all the moving parts are put together so well   Somebody please tell the record man   To play a disco song   So the ladies will dance   (Repeat chorus)