Yo gee   Come and get your New York Post   New York Post right here   Come on y'all   Get the bost stubost stubost   Coasta coasta New York Post   Yo New York Post don't brag or boast   Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your toast   Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl   She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the world   Disagreements having scuffles when you share upon   You shouldn't try to drain subjects in a duck pond   If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries   Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you glory   It only brings agony, ask James Cagney   He beat up on a guy when he found he was a fagney   Cagney is a favorite he is my boy   He don't jive around he's a real McCoy   Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know   Here's a letter to the New York Post   The worst piece of paper on the east coast   Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents   In New York City fifty cents elsewhere   It makes no goddamn sense at all   America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit   Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money   Writers making violence in headlines funny   Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked   Post got Flavor from sellin' no records   Europe Asia to the street of New York   Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk      Do it to ya for The Post to employ me   New York Post can't destroy me   Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover   With the headline of a fucked up cover   Out the pot took plate New York Post   Get your story straight motherfucker   It always seem they make our neighborhood look bad   Here's a letter to the New York Post      Ain't worth the paper it's printed on   Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton   That is 190 years continuous of fucked up news   Yo one can play the game, two can play the game   Yo Flav read on can't forget you either Jet   Flavor Flav is your best Jet yet   My own people own the most business   Write on faith of value'sness   Should have checked with me before you wrote it   Got it from another source and quote it   Put it out like the new year bull drop   In every beauty parlor and barber shop   Flavor Flav world renown   Can't keep a man like Flavor down   Yo Jet be a good host   Don't print bull like the New York Post   Augh, looks like somebody slipped up here   Anyway here's a letter to the New York Post   Black newspaper and magazines are supposed to get the real deal   From the source y'all   Sorry, Jet you took the info straight out of The Post   Burned us just like toast   When it comes to getting you facts straight about P.E   Get your shit correct