I used to try very hard to make friends   With everyone on the planet   I've seen you havin' it, havin' it yeah   But now you've just had it      Entertainment can sometimes be hard   When the thing that you love   Is the same thing that's holding you down      This man is dangerous   He just shed his load on your best party frock   Before you enter the palace of wisdom   You have to decide are you ready to rock?      Oh can you party with me?   Can you show me a good time?   Do you even know what one looks like?      And I don't need to hear your stories again   Just get on the floor and show me   Show me what you're made of   Just what exactly are you made of?      Baby, it's driving me crazy   Baby, it's driving me crazy      I was having a whale of a time until your uncle   Your uncle psychosis arrived   Why do we have to half kill ourselves just to prove we're alive?   I'm here whenever you need me, whenever you need me well I won't be here      And have you ever stopped to ask yourself?   If you didn't come to party then why did you come here?   Then why did you come here?      Baby, it's driving me crazy   Baby, it's driving me crazy      And do you really want to know   Just how come you turned out so dumb?      When the party's over will you come home with me?   When the party's over will you come home with me?   Now the party's over will you come home to me?   Will you come home to me?   Will you come home to me?   Will you come home to me?