Well, it happened years ago   When you lived on Stanhope Road   We listened to your sister   When she came home from school   'Coz she was two years older   And she had boys in her room   We listened outside and heard her   Alright      Well, that was alright for a while   But soon I wanted more   I want to see as well as hear   And so I, I hid inside her wardrobe   And she came home 'round four   And she was with some kid called David   And from the garage up the road   I listened outside, I heard her   Alright      Oh, I want to take you home   I want to give you children   You might be my girlfriend, yeah      When I saw you next day   I really couldn't tell   'Coz she might go and tell your mother   And so you went with Neve   Oh yeah, Neve was coming on   And I thought I heard you laughing   When his mum and dad were gone   I listened outside, I heard you   Alright      Oh, I want to take you home   I want to give you children   You might be my girlfriend, yeah   Oh yeah      Oh, I guess it couldn't last too long   I came home one day   And all her things were gone   I fell asleep inside   I never heard her come   Oh, I then opened up her wardrobe   And I had to look in it all, yeah   Oh, listen      We were on the bed when you came home   I heard you stop outside the door   I know you won't believe it's true   I only went with her 'coz she looks like you   My [Incomprehensible]      Oh, I want to take you home   I want to give you children   You might be my girlfriend, yeah      Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah   ...