You could be making the grade   You could be making the grade   Don't let your memory fade   Stop cramming when the meter starts running      [Chorus]   Here kitty, kitty   You're looking so pretty   But I ain't got time to know   Who's coming tonight   I repeat, complete the equation   You plus me is a sure bet   Don't you know it's good to be the   Teacher's pet      When I saw you lurching   Like a sea urchin   I knew I had to make good   Like a good boy should   'Cause you got me thinkin'   You got me thinkin'      You are a natural selection   A full-proof rule without exception   Let me indoctrinate you   While you indoctrinate me      On the ways of the world   You are my favorite girl      (Repeat Chorus)      Teacher's pet   Teacher's pet      You could be making the grade   We're jamming   Gonna hit the ground running      Here kitty, kitty   You're looking so pretty   But I ain't got time to know   Who's coming tonight   I repeat, complete the equation   You plus me is a sure bet   Don't you know it's good to be the      Here kitty, kitty   You're looking so pretty   But I ain't got time to know   Who's coming tonight   I repeat, complete the equation   You plus me is a sure bet   Don't you know   Don't you know   Who's coming (6x)   Don't you know it's good to be the   Teacher's pet   Teacher's pet   Teacher's pet   Teacher's pet