I bought another dinner for one   I sit and watch some pointless re-run   And the tears fall down   'Cause this is not what I had planned      I stare at all the books on the shelf   On how to help or better myself   Lot of good they've done   Another one's gone to hell      Hmmm I've been jilted again   He packed his bags and left whistling a happy song   I jumped through hoops to keep that man   Oh how did I get it so wrong?      I tried new positions   I learned his friends names   I made myself sit through football games   Oh, Been jilted   Been jilted again      So this is when self pity sets in   And ominous predictions begin   Will I end my days alone and reaching for the gin?      Talking to myself and the cat   Weeping at the drop of a hat   Oh for goodness sake   I can do better than that      Hmmm I've been jilted again   He packed his bags and left whistling a happy song   I jumped through hoops to keep that man   Oh how did I get it so wrong?      I tried new positions   I learned his friends names   I made myself sit through football games   Oh, Been jilted   Been jilted again      [Scat]      Well things are gonna change from now on   I think those self help books are a con   So be sure next time my geisha ways will all be gone      Oh, try to please and always be nice   Oh, trust the Cosmo quiz for advice   I'll just be myself   And see if that will suffice      Hmm I've been jilted again   But hey, good riddance I don't think that he was meant for me   I jumped through hoops to keep that man   But now he's gone I'm finally free      To try new ambitions   And learn new friends names   And wash my hair through those football games      Hmmm, been jilted   Good riddance   Been jilted again