Do you have the time, To listen to me whine,   About nothing and everything all at once?   I am one of those,   Melodramatic fools   Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it      Sometimes I give myself the creeps,   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,   It all keeps adding up,   I think I'm cracking up!   Am I just paranoid.   I'm just stoned      I went to a shrink   To analyze my dreams   She says this lack of sex   That's bringing me down   I went to a whore   He said my life's a bore   So quit my whining cause   that's bringing her down      Sometimes I give myself the creeps,   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,   It all keeps adding up,   I think I'm cracking up!   Am I just paranoid?   I'm just stoned.      Grasping to control...   So I better hold on...         Sometimes I give myself the creeps,   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,   It all keeps adding up,   I think I'm cracking up!   Am I just paranoid?   I'm just stoned.