He's out on the town wearing black leather pants and a button down   Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room   Scared to get caught in his gaze   They've read and heard about his ways   Rude, crude and deceitful   He's chasing all the girls   He's got some real bad lines:   'Hey baby, what's your sign?'   Greasy hair, cheap cigars, sittin all alone at the end of the bar   Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room   Scared to get caught in his gaze   They've read and heard about his ways   Rude, crude and deceitful   Just one of those people   Well, he's hopeless, but hopeful   He's rude crude and deceitful - dirty old man