Slightly bemused by his lack of direction   Hey you, hey you   Came to this world by caesarean section   Hey you, hey you   Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion   Hey you, hey you   Now it takes him all day just to get an erection      Hey you,   Things aren't what they seem.   Makes no sense at all   Things aren't what they seem.   Makes no sense at all      Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection   Hey you, hey you   He never scores he just gets an infection   Hey you, hey you   Dreams of a place with a better selection   Hey you, hey you   Still it takes him all day just to get an erection   Hey you,      Things aren't what they seem   Makes no sense at all,   Things aren't what they seem   Makes no sense at all,   Things aren't what they seem   Makes no sense at all,   Things aren't what they seem   Makes no sense at all,   Luxemburger queen,   He's a burger queen.      Slightly bemused by the total rejection,   Hey you, hey you,   Came to this world by caesarean section,   Hey you, hey you,   Dreams of a place with a better selection,   Hey you, hey you,   Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,   Hey you,      Things aren't what they seem,   Luxemburger queen,   Luxemburger queen,   Luxemburger queen,   He's a burger queen