I saw a peanut stand   Heard a rubber band   I saw a needle   That winked it's eye   But I think I will have   Seen everything   When I see   An elephant fly      I saw a front porch swing   Heard a diamond ring   I saw a polka-dot railroad tie   But I think   I will have seen everything   When I see an elephant fly      I seen a clothes horse   He r'ar up and buck   And they tell me that a man   Made a vegetable truck   I didn't see that   I only heard   But just to be sociable   I'll take your word      I heard a fireside chat   I saw a baseball bat   And I just laughed   Till I thought I'd die   But I'd be done see'n   About everything   When I see an elephant fly