Another group of monster teenagers   Shot up their school today   What makes them do it?   Video games? Marilyn Manson?      Oh, it can't be the parents   Or the fact that school sucks   Or that the jocks   Do get patted on the head every time      They beat up the weirdos   And the jobs you get   Once you graduate from school   Are stupid, boring, meaningless   And a dead end to insanity      I can't deny it's killing me   No one loses on TV, on TV   I can't deny it's killing me   No one loses on TV, on TV   On TV, on TV      When Sport Utility Vehicles   Are no longer enough   You need The Terminator   Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles      Drive over the tops of everybody else   You'll crush 'em before the cops   Can catch up with you      Your precious artifact child   Needs to be safe   They're talking to a kid   Whose skin is a different color   Grab the kid and mow 'em down      I can't deny it's killing me   No one loses on TV, on TV   I can't deny it's killing me   No one loses on TV, on TV   On TV, on TV      Each new hot generation   Has a statement   They wanna call their own   Tattoos, piercings      That's for Moms and Dads   What you wanna do   Is spend your allowance      On devil horn implants   Elephant Man head   Designer tails   Third leg, fourth leg   Everyone a hermaphrodite      No one loses on TV, on TV   On TV, on TV   No one loses on TV, on TV   On TV, on TV   No one loses on TV      And on a lighter note