Flew in from Miami-Krk, Larz, Kliff, and me   Whipping dance of dead last nite   On the way the paper bag wuz on my knee   Couldn't even hit the lightz      We're blackened the U.S.S.R.   Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-ohhh!   Blackened the U.S.S.R.      Been away too fuckin' long so we trashed the place   FUCK YEAH!! It'z good to be back home!   Death to Mother Earth and the human race   Just as long the beer'z got foam      We're blackened the U.S.S.R.   Krk, Kliff, me, and Larz-woah-ohhh!   Blackened the U.S.-   Blackened the U.S.-   Blackened the U.S.S.R.      Well, the Ukraine booze really knockz me out   All you see iz in obscurity   And Moscow vodka makes me scream and shout   And Georgia'z got the d-d-darkest p-p-p-p-potency!-NEVER!!      WOO-OA-AH! Decadence remainz and there is no doubt   That we'll cauze your hearing harm   Let me hear the flying-Vz a-ringing out   Oh, FUCK NO! My beer is warm!      OHHHHHHH, LET ME TELL YOU, LEMMY!!   YEAH, I'M BLACKENED!! BLACKENED!!