My album sucks, the critics say   I can't sing and I can't play   All I care about is sex and money   I look out-dated, I think that's funny      Chorus   But I'm too shallow to really give a damn   Cause I sing for a party rock band      In '86, fans ripped out my hair   Now it's '96, there ain't none there   The girls used to talk dirty to me   But now it just really hurts when I pee      Chorus   But I'm too stoned to really give a damn   'cause I sing for my party rock band      Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me   You can be my two and only   I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man      Solo      My agent says I need publicity   Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously   So wrecked my car into a telephone pole   Tried to date the singer from hole   But courtney didn't love me   Don't they understand?       'cause I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't   Care about nothing unless I'm getting laid      Party rock band.