My baby said she don't want to see my face   She kicked me right on out of her place   Now I'm back with the band and my girl is long gone   She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song      I'm about as sad as they come   Yeah, I'm stupid, stoned & dumb   I'm a pretty pitiful sight   Lately, I can't get myself right      Boys, I can't get this girl out of my head   I just know she's got another man in her bed   They said, "Bret, let us give you some advice   In Hollywood, love don't come easy, it comes at a price"      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      So you got dumped   Don't feel ashamed   We got a little something   Something gonna ease your pain      So I toke and I snort   And I smoke and I sniff   By the way, what day is this?      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      You're a natural born loser, don't you understand?   That's why you're born to sing in a rock and roll band   Born to feel the pain and write sad songs   With losers like us this is where you belong      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      The band was making it big, I was making the scene   Drive big cars and making some green   Wrote a big hit, a number one song   But by then my girl was long gone      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us      So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money   Used to get it free we really think you're lucky   Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus   Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us