It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here   The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise   My heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat it fills my eyes   I do not mind what I excrete 'cause   I'm here to make a buck   And those that cannot take the heat can take a flying...   Forgive me if I hesitate   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here      The dogs are barking merrily as Jerry sits on high   If you've studied your Floyd property, you'd know that pigs could fly   Now if you want an encore you might hear it is luck   But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...   Forgive me if I hesitate   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here      Now, Fatty, he's a hell of a guy but he sweats like a dancing mule   He likes to hang out at Checker Gas    with the Chets he knew from high school   He sold enough crystal meth to buy a stepside truck   But if you ask me twice I'd say the boy ain't worth a...   Forgive me if I hesitate   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here      The act of perspiration is far beyond control   If the heat compels to aspirate please try not to miss the bowl   If sweatiness makes you horny, well darlin' I think you're in luck   'Cause all this clever banter gives me the urge to FUCK