I'm of a mind to make some mookie   Phone book      Phone rings, it's Vicki callin'   She wants me to come to the crib   You see conversation's better than being lonely   So I try my best to ad lib      I tell her a joke about the woman   Who asked her lover, "Why is your organ so small?"   He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral"   Vicki didn't laugh at all      This is where she wants to be   And I am what she wants to see   I've never known a love so sweet   But still I keep Vicki waiting, alright      All is well in Gotham City   The sound of terror is all you hear   Sometime a pistol take the place of her body   Sometimes her body's here      You see, when crime is your only love   All that matters, the present, the here and now   People, people, whatever floats this Joker's boat   Is whatever this Joker will bang      This is where she wants to be   I am what she wants to see   Never known a love so sweet   Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh, yeah, wait on, mama      Talk of children still frightens me   Is my character enough to be   One that deserves a copy made?   This, I one day, I hope to see      Until then she's held at bay   By my animal like persistence   Or maybe she's just to proud to say   That fate, fate brought us together   And this is where she wants to stay      This is where she wants to be   I am what she wants to see   Never known a love so sweet   Still I keep Vicki waiting      This is where she wants to be   I am what she wants to see   Never known a love so sweet   Still I keep Vicki waiting      All is well in Gotham Town   This is where she wants to be   I am what she wants to see   I've never known a love so sweet   But still I keep Vicki, still I keep Vicki   Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh, yeah      Still I keep Vicki, still I keep Vicki waiting   This is where she wants to be