Suicide Sally & Johnny Guitar   She overdosed and crashed in her car   Amphetamine jab, shot a hole in his head   Ran out of veins, ran out of friends      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Gear Head Candy is a natural queen   Bad motorcycle, you know what I mean   She got her wings, givin' head to a priest   The fucker choked on his Rosary beads      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Stone Cold Sally is a stubbled whore   Her face is plastic, so is her soul   She hates her body, she is a he   Striptease and pre-teased, feelin' diseased      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Hey Rock 'n' Roll doctor, Rock 'n' Roll nurse   Gimme a shot, gimme some pills   I don't need a knife, I don't need a gun   I gotta crown made of human skull      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright   Alright, alright   Oh, baby, baby, I'm doing alright      Rock 'n' roll doctor