Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today   To get through this thing called life   Electric word life it means forever and that's a mighty long time   But I'm here to tell you there's something else   The afterworld, a world of never ending happiness   You can always see the sun, day or night      So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills   You know the one Dr. Everything'll Be Alright   Instead of asking him how much of your time is left?   Ask him how much of your mind, baby   'Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld   This life you're on your own      And if the elevator tries to bring you down   Go crazy punch a higher floor      If you don't like the world you're living in   Take a look around you at least you got friends   Come on lady for friendly word   She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor   Ahh, ahh is all I heard      Are we gonna let the elevator   Bring us down, oh, no let's go   Let's go crazy, let's get nuts   Look for the purple banana   'Til they put us in the truck, let's go      All excited but we don't know why   Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die   And when we do, what's it all for   Better live now before the grim reaper   Come knocking on your door      Are we gonna let the elevator   Bring us down, oh, no let's go   Let's go crazy, let's get nuts   Look for the purple banana   'Til they put us in the truck, let's go      Come on baby let's get nuts   Yeah, crazy      Let's go crazy      Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down   Oh, no let's go, go crazy   I said let's go, go crazy   Let's go, let's go, go, let's go      Dr. Everything'll Be Alright   Make everything go wrong   Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill   Hang tough children      He's comin'   He's comin'   Comin'      Take me away