If I was your girlfriend   Would you remember?   To tell me all of the things   You forgot when I was your man?   When I was your man   If I was your best friend   Would you let me take care of you?   Do all the things that only a best friend can   Only best friends can      If I was your girlfriend   If I was your girlfriend      If I was your girlfriend   Would you let me dress you?   I mean help you pick out your clothes   Before we got out?   Not that you're helpless   But sometime, sometime those are the things   That bein' in love's about      If I was your one and only friend   Would you run to me?   If somebody hurt you   Even if that somebody was me?   Sometime I trip on how happy we could be please      If I was your girlfriend   If I was your girlfriend      Would you let me wash your hair?   Could I make you breakfast sometime?   Or or could we just hang out?   I mean could we go to the movies, cry together?   'Cause to me baby that would be so fine      If I was your girlfriend      Baby can I dress you?   I mean, help you pick out your clothes   Before we got out?   Listen girl I'm sayin' you're helpless   But sometime, sometime those are the things   That bein' in love's about      Sugar   Do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?   Maybe you think I'm being a little self centered   But I, see I want to be   All of the things you are to me   Surely surely you can see      {Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room   Just because you wanna undress?   You don't have to make children to make love   Then we don't have to make love if we have no ideas   Your body is what I am all about   Can I see it?   I'll show you, why not?   You can talk because I'm your friend   I'll do it for you   Of course I'll undress in front of you   And when I'm naked what shall I do?   How can I make you see that it's cool?   Can't you just trust me ?   If I was your girlfriend you could   Oh yeah, I think so   Listen for you naked I will dance a ballet   But that gets you off   But tell me what will   If I was your girl friend would you tell me?   Would you let me see you naked then?   Would you let me give you a bath?   Would you let me tickle you so hard?   You'd laugh and laugh and would you   Would you let me kiss you there?   You know down there where it comes   I'll do it so good I swear   I'll drink every ounce   Then I will hold you tight   And hold you long and together we will stand in silence   And we'll try to imagine what it looks like yeah   We'll try to imagine what, what silence it looks like yeah   We'll, we'll try to imagine what silence it looks like yeah   We'll try}