So you thought you just might lose your mind today   Brother pushin' that game on ya as if you wanna play   Askin' you every other sentence if them titties are real   One tramp even had the nerve to touch 'em as if you wanted a feel      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      The money that you make ain't payin' the rent, so you sleep in cars   You wonder aloud if you're happy, you say, "Yea," as if you really are   This car you drive with no gas won't take you very far   You look up in the sky and wish upon a star   (Upon a star)      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      The answer to the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least   Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets   Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again   If this is the game you stood in line for, see how're you gonna win?   (How're you gonna win?)      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      So you thought he just might come every time you phone   As if you've never been lonely, as if you've never been alone   (As if you've never been alone)   How you ever gonna win if you let 'em all see your hand?   Playin' the queen don't work on your knees as if you understand      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      The answer to the question of life is a gray-haired bitch at least   Suckin' on the ebony dancer in between these dirty sheets   Spittin' out the aftertaste of a boy who might not call again   If this is the game you stood in line for, see how're you gonna win?   How you gonna win?      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh   Shoo-bed-ooh, shoo-bed-ooh, ooh      So you thought you just might lose your mind today