There's too many women and not enough wine   Too many poets and not enough rhyme   Too many glasses and not enough time   Draw your own conclusions      My old dog's a good old dog   My old man's a silly old sod   The human face is a terrible place   Choose your own examples      Went to the river, but I could not swim   Knew I'd drown if I went in   Lost my faith in a terrible race   Rest-in-peace hereafter