Don't eat green meat it ain't good for you    you know it killed your brother, killed your sister too    even fresh fried chicken on new-mown sand    can't beat red beans eaten outa your hand       Oh Mabel, Mabel! You know I love you gal but I'm not able    Mabel, oh Mabel, please get off the kitchen table      Don't slice no onions, don't peel no grape    dream about banana slice nor sniff around short cake    and if on a winter's day you find your sundial's wrong    you'll know the weather is what's brought it on       Oh Mabel, Mabel! You know I love you gal but I'm not able    Mabel, oh Mabel, please get off the kitchen table      Put the peas in the pot, put the pot on the hot    In the cellar lies my wife, in my wife there's a knife    so tote that hammer, lift that pick    and banish inhibition with a pogo stick       Oh Mabel, Mabel! You know I love you gal but I'm not able    Mabel, oh Mabel, please get off the kitchen table