Ahhh yes   New dance commercial - take 1       Ahhh yes    There ya go, there ya go    Horny people gather here {x2}       Horny people gather here    We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears    We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years    I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most    It's a sex dance - it's a new dance    And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast    I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about…    I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all - come on    There ya go, there ya go    Horny Pony    Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now   Is he weird or what?       Sing (Horny Pony)       Now that's 2 freaky!       In the years of the war, we don't wanna know    U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff    H into the I into the P    It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy    U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs    It's the dance that conservatives most despise    'cause it's the sex dance - it's the new dance    And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man    It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)    And there ya go       Turn around    Chicken grease in the house       Chicken grease? I don't know    That's it, I gotta run    And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona   But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna   Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it    Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it    Horny people gather here {x2} (How long?)    4 the next 8 years    We got a new dance - it's the Horny Pony       Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words       Sing (Horny Pony)    Girl, uh-uh - nope!      Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah)    Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)    If U're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah)    The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah)    So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?       "How U do that dance?"    I can't do that - I'm a lady (Nigga, please!)    I can't do that       What?       Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it    Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it    Movin' your legs from the left 2 right    Your arms up high like an eagle in flight    Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree    Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it – see?    The Horny Pony, y'all    There ya go, there ya go    It's the Horny Pony    Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy...    Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird    Oh my goodness, would U look at this?    I just... I just cannot believe    Girl, uh-uh - nope!    (Horny Pony)    Did U come here alone?       Uh, yeah - why?       Well guess who U goin' home with?       Huh?    Ugh! That's nasty!       Yeah       (There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade}    The Horny Pony    (Horny Pony)