You're a grown woman   Good at what you do   I'm happy as hell   When I'm alone whit you   As you stroke my body   And soothe my brow   With everything   That the law will allow   I pray "Don't turn out like your mother"      (repeat)      Im a grown man   Over 21   I've got an ugly face   But I have a lot of fun   So if spill a glass   Or break a dish   I hear your voice   And I make this wish   Please "Don't turn out like your mother"      Don't turn out   Don't turn out   Don't turn out like your mother   I couldn't stand it   And I'll be damned if   I'm gonna live with another      So many woman   Give you so much   Civilized ways   And a gentle touch   A different perspective   That's as bright as a button   But then you wake up one morning   And it all counts for nothing   Cos she's turned into her mother      Don't turn out   Don't turn out   Don't turn out like your mother   I couldn't stand it   And I'll be damned if   I'm gonna live with another      It's not the way she looks   It's not the food she cooks   Her kind of indignation   Don't cause me trepidation   But to live with a woman like this   Would take a masochist   Or someone who could get and could stay permanently pissed      (repeat)      You're a grown woman   Good at what you do   I'm happy as hell   When I'm alone with you   As you stroke my body   And soothe my brow   With everything   That the law will allow      Im a grown man   Over 21   I've got an ugly face   But I have a lot of fun   So if spill a glass   Or break a dish   Don't get on to me   Like some haranguing witch      Don't turn out like your mother   Don't turn out   Don't turn out   Don't turn out like your mother   I couldn't stand it   And I'll be damned if   I'm gonna live with another      It's not her looks   Or the way she cooks   That wakes me up in a cold sweat   It's just the knowledge   That if it happened   I couldn't drink enough to forget      Don't turn out (etc)   Don't end up (etc)