[ad libs for first 8 seconds]      [Proof]   Aiyyo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat   Ass and titties bouncin, she ain't movin her feet   Put 20 in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw   Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty bitch)   I wanna see this bitch naked on my livin room flo'   And yo bitch, I ain't givin up no dough, fo'sho'   You can be my best friend but Em might get mad   Don't call me Daddy bitch, I fuck better than your dad   Let me get up in that ass like I'm ridin horseback   Fuck a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack   I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap   If you hang up the phone then bitch don't call back   18's on ice, you ain't seen that befo'   Actin like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling)   I move to a ho, just for one reason   Cause bitches need 9-1-1 for no reason      [Chorus: Proof + (Eminem)]   (I'm somethin like a pimp)   A diamond{?} trick, but you ain't seein no chips, young ho   (I said I'm somethin like a pimp)   Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick, yes bitch   (I'm somethin like a pimp)   You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl   (I'm somethin like a pimp)   Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp, big P   (Said I'm somethin like a pimp)      [Kuniva]   I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, bitch beat it   Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed   Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?   You ain't gotta tell her nothin, you just told her twice   And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya   Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya   So fresh and so clean, she know the routine   It's such a - wonderful thing, money flow like ravines   They say "Kuniva, get a clothin line" but I'ma chill   Cause when cotton ain't sellin pussy always will   And these women they be knowin the deal   That's why these niggaz be blowin a mil' just to keep a ho in they grill   And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin like one though   I fuck 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that ho   Cashin 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains   They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin 'em game      [Swifty McVay]   Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her   See I tell a bitch quick, if you knew better you'd do better (bitch)   They realizin I ain't havin that shit   Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin every tramp that she with   I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that   I'm doggin they ass, I'm in joggin pants and a V-neck (hah!)   I put my foot up in her ass so fast   that she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoe'in with a cast on   And I'm knowin just what happened that day   He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you)   You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama   I'm pimpin aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (want my change)   Menage-a-trois is really second nature   I have 88 bitches straight takin it to the face {AHH!}   And uh, I can give a fuck about a relation   Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid bitch      [Chorus]      [Eminem]   Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track.      Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor   Grab a bitch up by her hair like I just don't care   and swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major ass kick   Toss a bitch out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick   I'm a PIMP, so I give a fuck about a BITCH   But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (whoo!)   I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip   But I could spit some game and I could talk some shit   I'm somethin like a pimp, similar to a mack   I ain't makin the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack   Drop Cadillac, truck {*phone rings*} fuck, I gotta go   That's my bottom ho pagin me back - I'm a pimp      [Bizarre]   It's 7 o'clock, bitch you ain't got my money?   I'ma beat yo' ass {*girl giggles*} you think it's funny?   Bitch get on the block in some dirty tube socks   and get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (yeah!)   Bitch I'm the man, you know I'm the man   Keep suckin dick, 'til you get a hundred grand   Bitch you insane if you think I'm your mayn   Here's 2 G's, go fuck LeBron James      [Chorus - minus first line]      [Outro: Proof]   Hah, been gettin this money off these bitches   Heard me? That's what I do, you know me   Check me out anywhere, anybody tell you about Proof   Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend   The Human Fly, y'knowmsayin?   Aiyyo, I got bitches in Michigan on Michigan   Yo' bitch is on Woodward nigga, next to them faggot ass niggaz   I got bad bitches cause you gon', you think it's a cop   Yeah, that ain't cop that's my bitches   I got the top notch bitches, y'knowmsayin?   I'm more than a pimp, I'm somethin like a pimp   Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, Wonder Rat{?} baby   Big pimpin, you heard me? P.I.M.P   Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it goin   Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P   Y'knowmsayin let's go, c'mon y'all let's go..      [Traci Nelson]   Ooh, hey.. ooh, hey.. ooh, hey..   Ooh, hey.. ooh, hey.. [fades out]