You wake up and you crack your mirror   Just broke your last bottle of beer   Now you're scared just to leave your room   Go outside to take the dog for a walk   He runs away and now you're fucked   Now you're scared just to leave your room      Well it's another bad day nothing I can do   Another dog day afternoon   Well it's another bad day nothing I can do      You weren't planning to have a day like this   Had hopes and dreams of eternal bliss   But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move   (Gotta get up to get shot down)   Every single step I take   I worry about what I'll break   But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move      I'd have no luck without bad luck   A bumper sticker that says 'life sucks'   But everyday I get up and try   (Gotta get up to get shot down)   No four leaf clover to keep me safe   Paranoia sits in place   But everyday I get up and try   (Gotta get up to get shot down)      Well it's another bad day nothing I can do   Another dog day afternoon   Well it's another bad day nothing I can do      Well it's another bad day nothing I can do   Another dog day afternoon   Well it's another bad day nothing I can do