Hey, hey, this is everything today   You've got nothing to complain about   You've got nothing to say   So this had better be good or you'd better be quiet, yeah      'Cause baby I'm not standin' in your way   We could paint this city red   Or we could drown it out in gray   If Friday night is a bust, Saturday is a riot, yeah      Oh Emily, oh, I love you for your apathy   How you sell it in your diary   It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery      Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy   And you think you got it worse than me   But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy      Hey, hey, girl, you're driving me insane   You're obnoxious when they're pretty   You're ecstatic when they're plain   But this is my design, this is my roller coaster, yeah      And you said I won't be happy 'til I'm dead   But I told you once before   And girl I meant it when I said   I don't wanna be close, I just wanna be closer, yeah      Oh Emily, oh, I love you for your apathy   How you sell it in your diary   It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery      Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy   And you think you got it worse than me   But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy      All alone and very ordinary   When your duress is now your sanctuary   You've got it wrong but I've never been the type   To walk away so fast      'Cause there's no way out   Until I shout      Oh Emily, I only love you for your apathy   How you sell it in your diary   It's no secret, you can't die if your life's a mystery      Emily, now you're starving for some sympathy   And you think you got it worse than me   But you'll see that you can't live if your life's a tragedy