Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen   And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight   Is enjoyable and our flight attendants   Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible      Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright   And locked position during the take-off and landing   All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment   Or under the seat in front of you      Waiting on a ticket   'Cause you're looking for the ride   You're feeling on top   'Cause you're flying through the sky      You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too   Everybody's always pointing fingers at you   You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't   We're always doing all the things that we say, we won't      Here we go, we're riding on a whim   Connecting with a rendezvous   Here we go, we're jumping off the wings   We're going 'round in circles   It's a catch 22      Yes, we're flying 'round in circles   It's a catch 22   Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles   It's the catch 22      If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle   And feel as though you are unable or unwilling   To assist in case of an emergency   Please notify a flight attendant immediately      All electrical equipment, including cell phones   2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc   Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us   That we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft      Looking from the outside, you're always looking in   You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again   And life seems like a trap, you're trying to get out   You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse      You're damned if you don't, you're damned if you do   You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue      Here we go, we're riding on a whim   Connecting with a rendezvous   Here we go, we're jumping off the wings   We're going round in circles   It's a catch 22      Yes, we're flying 'round in circles   It's a catch 22   Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles   It's the catch 22      You are in for the ride of you life      Here we go, we're riding on a whim   Connecting with a rendezvous   Here we go, we're jumping off the wings   We're going 'round in circles   It's a catch 22      Yes, we're flying 'round in circles   It's a catch 22   Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles   It's the catch 22      We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us   At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us   We hope you have a wonderful stay   Wherever your destination may be      And remember be careful when retrieving your items   As during the flight they may have shifted   And might fall on you or your neighborer's head   And knock you the fuck out      Here we go, we're riding on a whim   Connecting with a rendezvous   Here we go, we're jumping off the wings   We're going 'round in circles   It's a catch 22      Yes, we're flying 'round in circles   It's a catch 22   Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles   It's the catch 22