They're so proud of this city's history   Like an old war hero reveling in his faded glory   But the present day, that's another story   The old buildings they're so proud of are crumbling down   And the condos in the picturesque part of town   Are sinking, sinking into the bay      But that's the way I like it   Don't want a utopian society   Yeah, it's far from perfect   It's all fucked up and two-faced just like me      The quaint scenery can't hide the fact   That it's a cultureless wasteland   But they're so proud of what they lack   They're so proud... of what?   Proud of such a nice little suburbia   Still living in the shadow of the Zodiac Killer   Maybe it was the toxins in the water      Well you can't beat the cheap rent   Who needs water or electricity?   We're all far from perfect   And now we got our own hypocritical community      Yeah, raise a family   Hang out and watch T.V.   And go and feed the Grebes   Unt. Unt. Unt.