Dear Alex and Marilyn   They're Lovey and Thurston howellin   The grasshopper unit is prowellin   And Rufus is back home growellin   For all of y'all that are dozin   On Hornblower's lederhosen   Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen   And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in   Cause when he's out in space carousin   Pick up my mic and start joustin   His name plate medallion   Says never trust a hal 9000      Check the horizontal hold and check the tint   Are these three fools back at it again   Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint   Nothin but sparks ignitin'   Check two one two mic testin   This one goes out to Dechen   Rise fallen fighters take your stance again   Don't think too much about the color of skin   Order in vegetarian sharks fin   Try to keep my life non violent   Rewind the tape and punch me in   Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in      I'm a long way from where I've been but I gotta keep movin'      Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it   Ooh my my something's really wrong   The p.a. sound is deafenin   Bitin MCs I'm oustinin   With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin   So on your way out please take a mint   Got the studio to throw a craze in   The basslines Yauch just lays in   This song is the grass you're grazin   Add a little flange and phase in   Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin   I'm off the hook so don't bother dialin   They're gonna put me in the b.i.n.   And if I die notify the next of kin      It's like that y'all