I am he as you are he as you are me   And we are all together   See how they run like pigs from a gun   See how they fly   I'm crying      Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come   Corporation tee-shirts   Stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy   You've let your face grow long      I am the Eggman   They are the Eggmen   I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob      Mister city policeman sitting, pretty little   policemen in a row   See how they fly like Lucy in the sky   See how they run   I'm crying   I'm cry----ing   I'm crying   I'm cry----ing      Yellow matter custard   Dripping from a dead dog's eye   Crabalocker fishwife   Pornographic priestess   Boy, you've been a naughty girl   You let your knickers down      I am the Eggman   They are the Eggmen   I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob      Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun   If the Sun don't come you get a tan   From standing in the English rain      I am the Eggman   They are the Eggmen   I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob      Expert textpert, choking smokers   Don't you think the joker laughs at you?   Ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha   See how they smile like pigs in a sty   See how they snied   I'm crying      Semolina Pilchard   Climbing up the Eiffel Tower   Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna   Man, you should have seen them kicking   Edgar Allen Poe      I am the Eggman   They are the Eggmen   I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob   Jooba Jooba Jooba   Jooba Jooba   Jooba Jooba Jooba   Jooba Jooba   Jooba Jooba   (Oompa Loompa, everybody Loompa)   (Repeat and fade)