Golden blunders come in pairs, they're very unawareWhat they know is what they've seenEducation wasn't fun, but now that school is doneHigher learning's just begun(Chorus)You're gonna watch what you say for a long timeYou're gonna suffer the guilt foreverYou're gonna get in the way at the wrong timeYou're gonna mess up things you thought you would neverDisappointment breeds contempt, it make you feel ineptNever thought you'd feel alone (at home)His and hers forever more, throw your freedom out of the doorBefore you find out what it's for(Chorus)Four weeks seemed like a long time then - but nine months is longer nowBut even if you never speak again - you've already made the wedding vow(Chorus)Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apartJust as fast as they were madeMen and women please beware : don't pretend you careNothing lasts when nothing's there(Repeat Chorus)