Narcissistic, anorexic, so unstuck but so pretty   I love you   [Incomprehensible] you're the only truth in this city   Don't ever change      Don't change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain   That's good advice   But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise   She's already been told twice      Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh   Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh   Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect   You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect      Paranoiac drug addicted, pornographically afflicted   Sleep with me   Two legs a cock, a woman's soul, strange how this lady can control   Ooh, show them to me      You can hardly see this woman only wants you for your money   You who have not   Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey   Ooh, love is about      Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh   Would you ever change, oh, oh, oh   Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect   You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect      One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three   Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that      Artistic repetitious, people-phobically suspicious   With an over sized schlong   Unemployable illegal, you're a whole film by Don Siegel   Ooh, write me a song      Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day   You're back in the line   If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing   Ooh, you'll be just fine      Don't ever change, why, oh why, oh why, oh   Would you ever change, the best part of Ohio   Please don't ever change, you're almost perfect   You're almost perfect, you're almost perfect